Achieving Reality: The Podcast!

Larry and Chris work very hard to waste your time.
Larry and Chris work very hard to waste your time.
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Episodes
Episodes



Nov 23, 2013
Episode 028 - Mr. Toad Dies At The End
Nov 23, 2013
Nov 23, 2013
48 min
This week, Larry and Chris discuss John Wayne's age, Hart to Hart, Bruce Jenner, a potential Police Academy reboot, Count Floyd, the plural of various words, the lack of effectiveness of the Predator's doomsday weapon, the Pacific Princess, Disneyland, the history of Get Smart relaunches, just what happened to Randy Quaid, and vintage aftershaves. Grab your headphones, take a seat and Enjoy!



Nov 16, 2013
Episode 027 - What The F#ck's a Chachi?
Nov 16, 2013
Nov 16, 2013
45 min
You know the routine by now! Grab your headphones, plop yourself down and have a listen. This time Larry and Chris discuss celebrities doing kids' entertainment, sequelizing failed movies, Marisa's plans for the afternoon, spicy chips, almond milk, the disappearance of Chuck Cunningham, napping, Freddy vs. Jason, Halloween III: Season of the WItch, the Carrie remake, Kevin Mulkey, the virtues of "bad" movies and products that don't advertise. Enjoy!Also, I'd like to recommend that you Whovians out there get to YouTube immediately and scope out Night of the Doctor. Big fun to be had there.



Nov 9, 2013
Episode 026 - But There Was A Gummo Marx
Nov 9, 2013
Nov 9, 2013
1hr 2 min
Larry and Chris (and Marisa) discuss almond milk, decorative spiders, foamy coffee, dog shit, melon cutters, raw dog food, talking zombies, children in movie theaters, reenactment hecklers, fruits vs. vegetables, the legality of raffles, Zeppo Marx, Garrison Keillor, the dead bird Larry found, Viking funerary practices, The Blob, and the Nightmare on Elm Street reboot. That's a lot for one episode so hang on to your hats and grab your headphones. The funny's gonna flow. Enjoy!



Nov 2, 2013
Nov 2, 2013
42 min
Larry and Chris discuss James Bond, decorating for Halloween, government shutdowns, a replacement for Dexter, the prospect of carbonating vodka, catching air, text alerts, Axe products and Squirrels. Sorry this one's a couple of hours late, but I've had a heck of a week. I'll explain later. For now, Enjoy!



Oct 26, 2013
Episode 024 - What's In The Box?
Oct 26, 2013
Oct 26, 2013
54 min
Larry and Chris discuss the rules of liquor store ownership and Larry's Halloween decorating plans as Larry has a fit of delusional parasitosis. There's plenty of surprises in store this time and, as always, plenty of weirdness. Enjoy!



Oct 19, 2013
Episode 023 - Zomething Different
Oct 19, 2013
Oct 19, 2013
51 min
Larry and Chris discuss the minutia of public drinking laws, the demise of Zima, the sodium content of flavored popcorn, the anthropomorphizing of pets, frozen pancakes, the Kessel Run and the cat population of Larry's neighborhood. Marisa sits in on this one. It's also presented in the miracle of binaural audio. Enjoy!



Oct 12, 2013
Episode 022 - Birds With Friends
Oct 12, 2013
Oct 12, 2013
44 min
This is what happens when a neighborhood emergency intrudes upon our recording session. It's slice of life with Larry and Chris playing Words With Friends and Marisa dealing with an avian emergency. This is a binaural podcast. Enjoy!Note to our listeners: The animal hospital found someone to take in the bird and I beat Larry in our Words With Friends game.



Oct 5, 2013
Oct 5, 2013
39 min
Tina's in a musical mood and Larry and Chris (and Marisa) continue their conversation from last week. They discuss old movies, blu-rays, dinner arrangements, potential contests, dog leads, the noises their phones make and Gene Simmons' tongue. They cover a lot of ground this time. It's binaural. Grab your headphones. Enjoy!



Sep 28, 2013
Episode 020 - Chorducken
Sep 28, 2013
Sep 28, 2013
53 min
Larry and Chris are back at the table and discussing new products, pie-fights, John Denver and chicken alternatives. We've got some new music in the background and a few surprises for you. It's fun for all. Grab your headphones for a binaural experience. Enjoy!



Sep 21, 2013
Sep 21, 2013
49 min
Larry and Chris spend an evening dog-sitting and talking about comics, the virtues of eating potato chips during a record and, of course Batman/Batfleck. The Listener is in attendance this time. So, grab your headphones. Excuse the noise in the background, dogs don't understand the need for a quiet recording environment. Enjoy!
